“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.This gem of a dating profile, highlighted by Cosmopolitan, has one of the most laugh-out-loud About sections ever. I hope this 24-year-old single has boys lining down the block for her.You’d think everyone on Ok Cupid is there because they want to meet people. Some users just want to be left alone while they wait for an imaginary perfect match to fall in their inboxes.We may not know much about him as a person, but we know he’s hilarious, and that’s enough to make a striking first impression.Reddit gushed over Taylor’s Ok Cupid profile photo of himself in ladybug shirt (which he made) against a ladybug backdrop. He boasts an 80% response rate to his messages on Ok Cupid. The average reply rates for men hover more in the 30% to 50% range according to Ok Cupid’s internal data."I want the baby with the protective earphones [at my concerts]...I'm right on time for my career, and I'm running late for my life.