Funny rules dating daughter

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I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

Believe me, good manners will help you get on her good side, and mine too.

Sure my daughter is fun, but she’s also a student, and in our house, school comes before fun.

But, if my daughter’s phone just happens to be laying on the table, and I see she’s gotten a text, I might take a look at it.

So be sure you’re comfortable with me seeing what you’re sending.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.

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